Awesome Chinese Fortune Cookie

While my air conditioner was on the blink, I spent nights at the home of 2nd daughter and son-in-law. One night they ordered Chinese food. It was delicious, and the fortune cookie I opened was awesome – I think.

This could be good:

1. Since I am unemployed right now, this could mean that I am going to get an awesome position that pays lots of money.

2. Since I am writing, publishing, and marketing my books (Benjamin Boo Children’s Picture Book Series), this could mean that I will start making a great deal of money from sales of the books (that’s going to have to start happening very quickly).

3. It could mean that I am going to win the lottery (although, I would have to buy lottery tickets in order to do that).

Or, it could be bad:

1. It could mean that I will get a position, and the pay will be steady but not necessarily good.

2. It could mean that I will go insane from stress and end up in a state institution where I won’t even think about a steady income.

3. It could mean that I will become homeless and will need to just focus on surviving (or my steady income will be from selling aluminum cans in those big machines).

4. It could mean that I get hit on the head and lose the ability to think (not that my ability to think right now is all that good).

5. It could mean that I will die very soon, and I definitely won’t need a steady income.

I sure hope it means one of the top ones. Of course, I’ve never known of a fortune cookie that was actually valid anyway. Maybe I should stop fantasizing and just throw it away. 🙂

Hmmm…

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About grandawn

I work as administrative support in the Oklahoma State University Art Dept. For the past few years, I have been responsible for finances, paperwork, and other decisions for my parents who lived in Texas. Working now to finalize everything after Father's death in 2012 and Mother's death in 2013. I also keep busy blogging, writing children's books, and occasionally shooting commercials. I live in Oklahoma, USA. I have three wonderful grandchildren. I am a teacher, writer, actor, singer. . . and whatever else I can manage.
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4 Responses to Awesome Chinese Fortune Cookie

  1. granny1947 says:

    I am off to buy a fortune cookie…I also need good news. 🙂

  2. knittingmaestro says:

    I think it’s an awesome fortune! Sometimes God sends us signs in unorthodox ways….keep believing!!!

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