Last week I had to write a very short essay to accompany a job application. I chose to answer the following question: If Mary did not have a little lamb, what type of animal would belong to Mary? Explain your selection.
The Uncensored Truth about Mary’s Little Lamb
Cover-ups are nothing new in America. For many years, erroneous information about Mary and her pet has been circulated. The following lines are from the original poem written in 1815:Mary had a big hippo. His teeth were white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went Hippo was sure to go.
The cover-up of the original poem occurred because Mary was cruel, Mary’s father was very powerful, and residents of the town were afraid of the Mayor.
Mary was very cruel. The child of the original poem’s author was constantly bullied by Mary. The author stated: “Mary was an egotistical and cruel person just like her father.” Mary realized at an early age that she could use Hippo’s size and her father’s power to intimidate and control the other children and their parents.
Mary’s father was the Mayor of the town, extremely powerful, and protective of his family and friends. He ordered the author to give all copies of the poem to him. The Mayor then ordered the local nursery rhyme company to write and publish a nursery rhyme that painted his daughter as a kind and benevolent child.
Since the town residents were afraid of the powerful Mayor, they turned over all copies of the poem to the Mayor. And, when the nursery rhyme was published, each resident bought a copy.
This was a major cover-up by a political figure. His daughter was cruel, he was powerful, and the town residents were afraid. This cover-up was not in 2012; it began in 1815. Cover-ups have been occurring for many years.
Full poem – “Mary had a Big Hippo”Mary had a big hippo. Its teeth were white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went Hippo was sure to go. It followed her to school one day Which was against the rule. It made the children run away To see Hippo at school. And so the teacher turned it out, But still it lingered near, Waiting impatiently about Till Mary did appear. “How can Hippo love Mary so?” The frightened children cry. “Why, Mary feeds Hippo, you know” The teacher did reply. –Dawn Cawthon Behrens
LOL, has not quite the same ring to it! Hippo and lamb Did you get an interview for the job?
That’s the point of the essay. Mary had to have a different pet. Hopefully, whoever reads it for the position will think it’s creative. 🙂 No interview so far. It was an application for a position at the local university. Sometimes they take a while to process applications.