Brain Gas

Sometimes I have a little gas.  According to Dr. Douglas A. Drossman on webmd.com, body gas is normal:

http://www.webmd.com/video/drossman-passing-gas

But I don’t think gas on the brain is normal – at least for most people.  I have realized that I must have gas on the brain.  I know this because I keep having brain farts.

In fact, I had a brain fart just this morning.

I use coffee creamer in my coffee. Fake creamer – not the stuff kept in the refrigerator, but the powdered stuff.  It does the job, and I don’t have to worry about it ruining.  In fact, I don’t think it can ruin.  You know – preservatives and all.

I do keep my coffee creamer in a fancy little bowl with a lid.  It looks very pretty next to my coffee pot.  Of course, I have to refill the bowl periodically.  And that’s where I ran into trouble.

I went to get a fresh cup of coffee and realized that the bowl of coffee creamer was empty.  I took the jar (plastic bottle?) of coffee creamer out of the cabinet and opened it so I could pour coffee creamer into the little bowl.  But instead of pouring coffee creamer into the bowl, I poured it into my coffee cup.  Yikes!

As I said, I like to have coffee creamer in my coffee.  But this was a little much!

Too much coffee creamer

Ahhhhh – another brain fart.

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About grandawn

I work as administrative support in the Oklahoma State University Art Dept. For the past few years, I have been responsible for finances, paperwork, and other decisions for my parents who lived in Texas. Working now to finalize everything after Father's death in 2012 and Mother's death in 2013. I also keep busy blogging, writing children's books, and occasionally shooting commercials. I live in Oklahoma, USA. I have three wonderful grandchildren. I am a teacher, writer, actor, singer. . . and whatever else I can manage.
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2 Responses to Brain Gas

  1. knittingmaestro says:

    well….at least brain farts aren’t as ..um…fragrant!!!!! bet your coffee was smoooooooth!

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