Brain Gas

Sometimes I have a little gas.  According to Dr. Douglas A. Drossman on webmd.com, body gas is normal:

http://www.webmd.com/video/drossman-passing-gas

But I don’t think gas on the brain is normal – at least for most people.  I have realized that I must have gas on the brain.  I know this because I keep having brain farts.

In fact, I had a brain fart just this morning.

I use coffee creamer in my coffee. Fake creamer – not the stuff kept in the refrigerator, but the powdered stuff.  It does the job, and I don’t have to worry about it ruining.  In fact, I don’t think it can ruin.  You know – preservatives and all.

I do keep my coffee creamer in a fancy little bowl with a lid.  It looks very pretty next to my coffee pot.  Of course, I have to refill the bowl periodically.  And that’s where I ran into trouble.

I went to get a fresh cup of coffee and realized that the bowl of coffee creamer was empty.  I took the jar (plastic bottle?) of coffee creamer out of the cabinet and opened it so I could pour coffee creamer into the little bowl.  But instead of pouring coffee creamer into the bowl, I poured it into my coffee cup.  Yikes!

As I said, I like to have coffee creamer in my coffee.  But this was a little much!

Too much coffee creamer

Ahhhhh – another brain fart.

About grandawn

I live in Stillwater, Oklahoma, USA. I have three wonderful grandchildren. I am a teacher, writer, actor, singer. . . and whatever else I can manage.
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2 Responses to Brain Gas

  1. knittingmaestro says:

    well….at least brain farts aren’t as ..um…fragrant!!!!! bet your coffee was smoooooooth!

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